the pissant rantings of an over-active mind

Sep 22, 2007

Hello World... I'm Baaaaaacckkk

On the speakers: Upside down by 6 Cycle Mind.

*yeah, the world has flipped on its axis that I am actually listening to something that is bearable to most.*

Wow... I can see the cobwebs clearly now in here. When was the last time that I made an entry? Ages ago i guess... Poor baby. Were you lonely when I wasn't in here venting out? Did you miss me?? Awwww... *pats blog on the back* I'm here now. It's alright.

Tragically, I have yet to find something to rant about. Nothing. Nothing at all. Except for this one incident that drove me crazy with rage. You know how people can be such know-it-alls that they tend to blurt the whole plot of some series/movie that you are just dying to not now for the moment. Yes, I know. Sometimes I can be that person. But at least I have limits. I will not ruin the ending for anyone. Seriously, I won't =D

But somehow, some people just don't get it. Really... Even when you ask them nicely by saying "shut up, asshole" to refrain them from accidentally letting out the whole ending. But some bastards are just too much of an asshole to have an ear to listen I guess. By some freak of nature, their ears are probably anuses that are filled with shit that are plugged up so high up their ear canal that it is literally impossible for them to hear simple requests like "speak and you're dead". I mean it is not the most complicated of commands nor is it a linguistic enigma that it becomes difficult to comprehend. Such direct and blunt phrases are meant to be followed not ignored. Especially if someone is cranky and is trying to sleep.

But let's dwell on this for awhile.

Dwelling done. HOW STUPID CAN ONE BE?????!!!????

Very I guess.

One more thing, I find that people find humor in the foul, rude comments that I throw at them. Why is that? Hmmmm.... funny lah some people.

In other moments of stirring events, I believe that one of our tutors has sex on the brains. Or is subconsciously has an attraction to the taboo. I am not just saying this but think about it when one of your tutors starts saying something like," when there is secretion, don't forget to suck" and then manages to keep a straight face. Yes, I somehow found out that was funny. Me and another friend, while the rest of the class was oblivious to the obvious sexual reference that she made to oral sex. Shortly after that, I found out from my friend that fishes fuck. But only for a brief moment after that I realised that they actually don't. Poor things. No wonder they look sexually repressed. All those things that they missed. The sins of the flesh that they have never tasted. Now I know the reason for the look on a fish's face. That glassy stare and always open-closing mouth. It's like they're saying,"blow me, please." And also sympathy for my friend thinking that fishes actually go at it doggy style. What the F.....


Quick Note: Marie Digby = SUPER HOT chick with guitar as evidenced by video below.

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