Jul 27, 2008

Blast From The Past

Heerrrooooo peoprreee...

It is I, Kim Jong Irrrrrr..

Hahhahhahaha I love Team America. It's so wrong that it's right.



Anyhow, you know how things of the past came sometime come back to haunt you? THIS is one of them. Not "I'm so roneryy". This other song.

Yes, that's it. The one below.



It took me awhile to figure out where I heard this song before but the genius that I am *cough, cough* realised that it was from this anime.



Yes,I was that jobless last week. But not anymore. *big grin*

Speaking of other "retro classics", here's something that will annoy the hell out of you.



The song is so addictive that it's practically lethal. It just catches you off guard when you least expect it and worst of all, IT NEVER ENDS!!!!



Yes, I need help.

To everyone, wish me luck and hope that I don't fuck up on my second day of work tomorrow. I love kids =D ...
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Who am I kidding?

Goodbye people.

Jul 11, 2008

A Short Message


"Dencorub* Arthritis Ice Therapy

Dencorub* Arthritis Ice Therapy contains dual-acting methol in a gel that goes on cool and warms up fast to soothe and provide temporary relief from Arthritis and Rheumatism as well as sore backs and muscles."

These things should come with a giant warning label that say " Wash hands THOROUGHLY after each use". Honestly, I thought they would come off as easily as any other ointment. Apparently it worked much more better than expected. In any case, I made mistake of underestimating it. It doesn't come off with just a simple hand wash. It comes off after 3 or 4 washings. From time to time, I do use it to relieve the aches in my knees.

To cut a story short, I used it, quickly rinsed my hands under the tap and went straight to pee.

I have a penis after all. And like most people bearing with a penis, it's a hands-on experience when it comes to urinating.

A few minutes after that, I felt it.

IT BURNED. IT BURNED. IT BURNED. BOY!!! DID IT EVER BURN!!!!

If there is Hell, this should be one of the tortures to be included. The Dipping of One's Nether Regions Into Dencorub Hell!!!!
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Heed this warning my fellow users. For it shall save you from a day of discomfort.

Jul 9, 2008

Soundtrack To Your Life

1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. Write the answers down, or even comment on it.
5. Tag 5 people.

1. How are you feeling today?
My Chemical Romance - Disenchanted
Exactly. Because, I neither got my coffee bun nor gelato today :S

2. Will you get far in life?
N.E.R.D - Everybody Nose.
Hahahaha... All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom~~~ Yes, my life will get as far as the line to the ladies' loo.

3. What’s your best friend’s theme song?
Yovie and Nuno - Menjaga Hati...
Ummmmmm... yeah, whatever. And i refuse to justify why that song is even in my playlist.

4. What is the story of your life?
Snot - Absent.
Hehehehehhe.. Good, winamp, good. At least you actually picked one song perfectly. Nice. I love this song and its basically what I listen to almost everyday. But not the story of my life.

5. What was school like?
The Strokes - Last Night
Yeah, very much like everything that happened last night. Very blurry and uneventful.

6. How can you get ahead with life?
Nirvana - Lithium
I think it's a sign that am bound for the psych ward sooner or later.

7. Whats the best thing about your friends?
Estranged - Itu Kamu
Yuppppp.... that's them.

8. Describe your grandparents.
Animal Alpha - Bundy
My grandparents were serial killers. But on a more serious note, I didn't know them that well. I mean I don't remember them that well.

9. How’s your life going?
Rebelution - Safe and Sound.
Pretty much too safe and too sound.

10. What will be played at my funeral?
Weezer - Pork and Beans.
"I'mma do the things that I wanna do, I ain't got a thing to prove to you, I eat my candy with my pork and beans" - I hope I go doing the things that I wanna do.

11. Will you have a happy life?
Oasis - Live Forever
I guess I'll have an eternity to find out :D

12. What do your friends really think of you?
System Of A Down - Violent Pornography.
That doesn't sound good at all. NOT good at all. That sucks.

13. Do people secretly lust after you?
Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit
:D I like that.

14. How can you make yourself happy?
Meet Uncle Hussain - Lagu Untukmu
Yes, Uncle Hussain makes me happy. hahahahaha

15. Will you ever have children?
Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger.
Sounds like I made a mistake in the back of a car somewhere. *knocks on wood* I hope not. Hell No!!!!!!!!

16. What song would you strip to?
Akeboshi -Wind
Right....

17. What does your mom think of you?
My Chemical Romance - Heaven Help Us
Hahahhahhahha

18. What is your deep, dark secret?
Lifehouse - Take Me Away (acoustic version).
That's my deepest, darkest secret. I listen to songs like that on one of those rare occasions.

19. What is your enemy’s theme song?
N.E.R.D - She Wants To Move.
eh??!!!?

20. What’s your personality like?
50 Cent - My Gun Go Off.
Well, that's open to interpretation.

21. What will be played at your wedding?
David Cook - I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing.
Whatever...

Tagging everyone on blog roll!