Aug 25, 2008

Some Random Survey

"i constantly daydream about the whatifs and the whatcouldhavebeens." - Bella.
Nothing can be as close to the truth than that.

Anyhoooosss... hello everyone. I am semi back. I just feel like doing this survey.

1. what time is it?
- 11.59pm

2. what are you listening to?
- Bella luna by Jason Mraz which is apparently on someone's page that is tabbed somewhere amongst the numerous tabs on my microsoft explorer.

3. what are you wearing?
- a t-shirt and shorts... undies, were wearing.

4. is your hair up or down?
- its short. Why? Do i look more attractive with it up? Or do u prefer it down?

5.are you an innie or outie?
- innie :D

6. are you shy?
- Yes, very much so. I am so very shy.

7. what do you say when you being introduced to someone?
- Hi, in a very shy tone :D :D :D

8. where are you right now?
- in the living room of someone's place.

9. name a bad habit that annoys people?
- my insatiable appetite for vulgarity and my excessive use of the word "belacan".

10. first thing you said this morning?
- fuck! (Where the hell did I keep the painkillers?)

11. is it hot or cold?
- what is "it"?

12. are you ticklish?
- no, not really.

13.are your lips kissable?
- i dunno. are yours slappable?

14. hottest celebrity?
- guy: I don't know. Do I look like I like guys.
girl: Camilla Belle :D :D :D makes me melt. She can just run me over with a steam roller and I'd still ask for seconds.

15. name 3 songs that you currently love.
I can't think of any right now. I can't even remember what song I heard on the radio this morning.


16. what do you wear when you sleep?
- skin.

17. do you like to cuddle?
- apparently yes :D :D

18. last time you cried?
- ummmmm... can't remember.

19. reason behind it?
- ummmm... don't remember.

20. do you have any posters on your bedroom walls?
- Nope. My current place of slumber is completely barren of any pictorial displays of any kind.

21. phobias?
- Ending up making the wrong decisions at the wrong time.

22. hot or cold weather?
- COLD!!!!!

23. something bothering you right now?
- definitely yes. and definitely not sharing with the rest of the world.

24. something you're excited for?
- going to work again tomorrow?

25. do you have an even tan?
- yes... on one arm. the rest of my body looks like a quilt gone wrong. too many patches of different tones on one body. I blame the sun and my excessive driving needs

26. where were you at 3pm?
- in bed, watching "3rd Rock From The Sun"

27. last time you laughed?
- a few hours ago over porn. I mean a discussion regarding the adult film industry.

28. what shoes did you wear today?
- I was barefoot throughout the day. Because I was at home. Enjoying my medical leave :D

29. a compliment you received today?
- "Hey!!! The limping's gone!!"

30. adriana lima or angelina jolie?
- Or???

31. brad pitt or jay z?
- refer to previous answer.

32. youtube or metacafe?
- Youtube

33. are you easily amused?
- i find everyday life ironically amusing.

34.choose a same-sex celebrity to make out with for $5,000
- For only $5k??!!!?? You gotta be shitting me.

35. who did you last kiss?
- ummmm... next!!!!

36. mood?
- relaxed

37. who did you hug last
- Next!!!!!!

38. do you like your smile?
- I don't know. Hmmmm... No,I guess.

39. did you enjoy this survey?
- Nope. it was dull. You, who made this, suck like it too.

40. what are you listening to now?
- The pleasant sounds of the night.

41. what time is it?
12.18am

Well, that was lame. It's Monday and yay!!! I didn't go to work!!! :D I feel so good and refreshed. My knee and ankle was troubling me throughout the weekend. Now that both have recovered, my shoulder stings like hell. What the fuck is wrong with my body lately??? Sometimes I wish we had interchangeable parts. Like Legos. Or cars. Than life would be less painful.

Anyways, got to go. Got work tomorrow and the end of the month is coming soon...

And you know what that means? Lo Mai Kai for everyone!!!!

Good nite everyone.

by He Who Has No Name at 23:55 | 1 comments (create) - (View)

Aug 8, 2008

Cooing In My Head

I will now start this entry with a big, long, tiring sigh....

S I G H . . .

There. I am that tired. Which is one of the reasons why I don't blog so much anymore. Work takes up too much of my day. It really does. Eight hours a day is too much on my clock. I even reduced my sleeping time to around five hours per day although that does not help much. I think its one of the reasons why I feel exhausted most of the time.

I love babies. Hahahahahah that was random and yet somehow connected.



Specifically because its my job. Its scary how fragile they look.



Yet, there is this sense of impending doom each time you stare at a baby all because they have the tendency to become obnoxious, little, assholes that have no respect for authority, laws of nature and whatsoever. Kids should be allowed to go to jail I tell you.


There should be like a kiddy prisons scattered throughout the planet for preadolescent hellions.


But it wouldn't be right now, would it? I mean the thing that amazes me is that children are the smart ones. For a week, I've seen little boys and girls let their creativity run amok and actually showed me the true meaning of "thinking outside the box".

I think we as adults lack so little structure in everything we do for the very reason that our minds are boxed by logic and established laws. Kids have such vivid imaginations that it seems endless to what they can do with it.

I think i spend too much time around kids. And women. I have heard stuff that I don't even need to know.

Sigh... *mini sigh*

Woaw... headache.. tooooo much thinking hurts my head. I need to lie down.

Good night, you maternal copulaters.

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